Tuesday, 16 October 2007

I Don’t Want A Rock Star Boyfriend

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Us muggles find ourselves stiff competition in the midst of musicianly marriages. The über-cool and attractive seem to want to stick with their own. Or maybe they just don’t get out enough.

Recent couples include, Lily Allen and Ed Simmons aka Ed Chemical. Lovefoxxx of CSS and Simon of the Klaxons, have announced their engagement (sorry, a bit of sick came up). Meanwhile Jamie Reynolds of the Klaxons and that keyboardist Lou Hayter from New Young Pony Club acheive golden new rave couple status.

But maybe we should consider ourselves lucky. Their inbreeding fashions have procured weird and wonderful creatures such as Peaches Geldolf and Jack Osbourne. Hurrah for the Hillbillies.

Naomi Berrio-Allen

6 comments:

KatySharp-Watson said...

A wonderful and insightful look into the rich and famous

I LOVE YOU NAOMI

They should so give you a job at Source. You Rock

Katy...

KatySharp-Watson said...

A wonderful insight into the lives of the rich and famous...

I LOVE YOU NAOMI!!
P.s you should so get a job there.

Katy.

Evie Barrettttt said...

Wow,
I like it.
Alot.
Its actually so true aswell.
I have never thought of it this way!
Thanks!
Hillbillys.. Haha.

jojoblueyes said...

Its sooo true! Us mere muggles having to look upto that world of glamour!! I think its absaloutly right.. Who needs a rock star boyfriend!!?..... Altho i do still want one! ;)

Great one Naomi!


xxx

Anonymous said...

...Looking back, i wouldn't mind a bit of Alex Greenwald

Russell Maddicks said...

Lovefoxxx roxxx.... But as for those hillbillies... what about Bill Oddie's demon brood Rosie? And the other Osbourne spawn...
Another question: How do kids whose mums and dads aren't rich and famous get a chance to show off their skills?
On the X-Factor?
Hmmmm!
Nice piece Naomi. Why don't they send you out to interview some Brighton wannabees with A-list family connections.