It’s a conspiracy from the government to stop us having fun of course. First they change the licensing laws so everyone stays in the pubs later. Great, you think, but what about the clubs. Emptier and emptier. Now they’re gone it’s time to think what to do about those perky pubs. Aha! Ban smoking. So, now everyone is going to start drinking at home. Eventually you’ll stop inviting your mates over and just watch TV. And we all know that TV is: governmental propaganda.
So, for the sake of society and rebellion, give up smoking. Your social life depends on it.
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